Secret Signal Sequences - Sequence 1 Activation
For Emergency Situations Only
Warning: Only activate this sequence if you're in a high-pressure situation. Otherwise, just pretend you're a responsible adult.
Pre-Sequence Checklist
- Confirm the coffee machine is off
- Ensure the cat is not watching you
- Verify the phone is on silent mode
Go to Sequence 2
Activation Sequence
- Hold down the Panic Button for exactly 7 seconds
- Tap the emergency exit 5 times in rapid succession
- Flicker the lights 3 times
Return to Sequence 1
Post-Sequence Protocol
After activating the sequence, call your designated emergency contact and whisper the code word: "Blerg."
Go to Sequence 3