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Secret Signal Sequences - Sequence 1 Activation

For Emergency Situations Only

Warning: Only activate this sequence if you're in a high-pressure situation. Otherwise, just pretend you're a responsible adult.

Pre-Sequence Checklist

  • Confirm the coffee machine is off
  • Ensure the cat is not watching you
  • Verify the phone is on silent mode
Go to Sequence 2

Activation Sequence

  1. Hold down the Panic Button for exactly 7 seconds
  2. Tap the emergency exit 5 times in rapid succession
  3. Flicker the lights 3 times
Return to Sequence 1

Post-Sequence Protocol

After activating the sequence, call your designated emergency contact and whisper the code word: "Blerg."

Go to Sequence 3