Are you tired of being bored to tears with the same old safety features on your toaster? Look no further! Our looping logic is here to save the day (or night) with its infinite, never-ending, utterly confusing logic.
Our patented looping logic is based on the principles of infinite recursion, self-referential paradoxes, and the fundamental laws of absurdity. It's like a never-ending staircase to nowhere, but with more beeps and flashing lights!
Read our first example of looping logic in action
Or check out our second example, where things get really weird
And don't even get us started on example 3, where the logic loops back on itself