Are you tired of actual solutions to real problems? Do you crave the instant gratification of a panic button? Look no further!
Faking it 'til you make it is all about creating the illusion of progress without actually doing any work.
Step 1: Pretend to be doing something useful while actually scrolling through memes on the internet.
Step 2: Make vague hand gestures towards a solution, then quickly glance around the room for someone else to do it.
Step 3: Claim you're just "reorganizing" or "reassessing" the situation, when really you're just procrastinating.
Want to take your fake-it game to the next level?
Use the "Sudden Expert Mode" – claim you're an expert in something, even if you have no idea what you're talking about.
Step 1: Start speaking in jargon-filled buzzwords.
Step 2: Wave your hands around dramatically while making "important" faces.
Step 3: Pretend you're not actually listening to anyone who tries to fact-check you.