Faking Adulthood 101: The Definitive Guide to Pretending to be a Grown-Up

Are you tired of feeling like a hot mess of anxiety and uncertainty? Well, buckle up, kiddo, because we've got the secret to pretending to be an adult.

Here are the essential tips to faking it till you make it:

• 1. Wear a blazer with a tie, even if it's just for grocery shopping. Trust us, the hipsters at the artisanal cheese counter will be impressed.
• 2. Carry a leather briefcase, even if it's just filled with stale Cheetos and a half-finished Sudoku.
• 3. Use the phrase "I'm not really sure, I'm just winging it" whenever someone asks you about your life plans. It's a game-changer, trust us.

Additional Resources

Check out our comprehensive guide to Advanced Faking Strategies for even more expert tips on how to pretend to be an adult.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Pretending to be an Adult in Public challenge, where you'll have to pretend to be a functioning member of society for an entire day.