Panic Button Techniques for the Chronically Inadequate

Chapter 1: Pretend to be a Responsible Adult (But Not Really)

Step 1: Pretend to have a plan (but actually just wing it) Step 2: Pretend to be productive (while secretly watching cat videos) Step 3: Pretend to have a skill (even if it's just making ramen noodles)

Remember: the key to faking adulthood is to never, ever, under any circumstances, admit you have no idea what you're doing.