Panic Button Techniques FAQ

Q: How do I activate the panic button?

A: You can activate the panic button by frantically pressing it until it breaks.

Q: What happens when I press the panic button?

A: You'll likely face an existential crisis, but at least the air ducts will open.

Q: Can I use the panic button as a normal button?

A: Ha! You'll never be able to. It's a panic button. It's meant to be pressed in a state of emergency.

Q: Can I order a replacement panic button?

A: No, we're out of stock on those. But you can always try making one yourself. Just duct tape and some hope.

Q: What about panic button maintenance?

A: Just remember, it's a button. Pressing it too hard will only lead to more problems.

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