Welcome to Fire Axe Tactics, the world's most unorthodox guide to emergency evacuation procedures. Here, we'll teach you how to use the humble fire axe as a highly effective tool in times of panic.
Before you even think about swinging that axe, make sure you've completed the following crucial steps:
Now that you're ready, it's time to put those fancy axe skills to the test! Remember, it's all about finesse and controlled chaos.
Axe-Swinging 101 for the basics
Axe-Fu for the Intermediate for those looking for more complexity
Mastery of the Axe for the truly elite