The Ignorance is a Blessing Guide to Safety Features

Because who needs to know what's going on, right?

Here are some expert techniques on how to panic your way through life:

1. Ignore the Problem – Just pretend it doesn't exist and hope it goes away.
2. Put on Headphones – Noise cancels out other noise, right?
3. Scream at the Top of Your Lungs – It's a great way to release tension.
4. Pretend You're in a Movie – It's all just a script, isn't it?

Safety Features for the Truly Clueless

For those who still don't get it:

Remember, safety features are all about pretending you're in a different reality. It's like, totally safe.