Panic Button Techniques: Because Ignorance is Bliss

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For those who've forgotten, the art of doing absolutely nothing is a lost skill. Here's a quick refresher:

1. 1. Doing Nothing: The Ultimate Panic Button Technique
2. 2. Pretending to Listen: A Time-Tested Technique
3. 3. Overwhelmed and Afraid: The Classic