Distract Ignoring Techniques

Warning: The art of Distract Ignoring is an advanced technique. Use with caution.

Technique #1: The Power of Distraction

Focus on something else. Anything else. Like this:

Phone Number Munching

Or this:

Television Surfing

Technique #2: The Distract Ignoring Matrix

Visualize your surroundings, but not the thing you're trying to ignore.

Drawings of Distract

It's like a game of "spot-the-thing-you-should-be-paying-attention-to-but-aren't".

Technique #3: The Distract Ignoring Loop

Repeat, repeat, repeat. "This is not a distraction, this is not a distraction...".

Repetition Repetition

Until you've reached a state of complete mental numbness.