Just Pretend It Says Anything

Welcome to Just Pretend It Says Anything, the safety feature that's not actually a safety feature.

This page is for when you're feeling really anxious and just need to pretend that everything is going to be okay. It's like a virtual "I'm fine, thanks for asking" button.

Say it with me: "I'm fine, thanks for asking."

Pretend it works in real life

Advanced Features

Frequently Asked Questions (but not really)