Warning: The following information is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to apply these techniques in real life, as they are likely to result in physical harm, emotional trauma, or both.
Section 1: The Art of Frenzied Flailing
Subsection: Techniques for maximum flailing efficiency
Section 2: The Science of Hyperventilation
Subsection: Hyperventilation: The key to controlled panic
Section 3: The Strategy of Sudden Scream-Singing
Subsection: Scream-singing: The art of turning your vocal cords into a human tornado