Warning: the following techniques are not actually recommended for real emergencies, but are rather for entertainment purposes only.
1. The Scream - a classic, yet often ineffective method of alerting others to your distress.
2. The Pretend It Didn't Happen - a sophisticated strategy for avoiding actual panic, but still causing a scene.
3. The Just Stand There and Look Pretty - for when you're not really panicking, but still want to appear dramatic.
4. The Text Your Mom - a modern twist on the classic "call for help" method, now with emojis and autocorrect.
5. The Say I'm Going to Get a Snack - a desperate attempt to distract from the actual emergency at hand.