Learn how to pretend to ignore your problems, but actually, you're just pretending.
1. Pretend Not to See: A classic technique for avoiding eye contact with your problems.
2. Pretend Not to Care: A method for appearing nonchalant while secretly freaking out.
3. Overthink Everything: A technique for turning a simple problem into a existential crisis.
For more techniques, visit our Mega List of ways to pretend to deal with your problems.
Or, if you're feeling overwhelmed, try our Panic Room, where you can safely pretend to ignore your problems in peace.