Shifting the Blame

When things go terribly wrong, we've got a system in place for you to point the finger at someone else.

Our patented Blame-Shifting Algorithm (BSA) is a complex system that identifies the nearest available scapegoat, be it:

• IT Department: "It's not our fault, it was a software glitch."
• Marketing: "We told you it was going to be a beta test."
• Management: "You didn't follow procedure, it's in the handbook."
• HR: "We're all victims of circumstance, let's just take a break."

Click here to learn more about the fine print and how we shift the blame in our user agreement.

Or, if you're feeling extra blame-shifty, click here to get a special bonus page of "it's not my department" excuses.