Are you tired of the usual panic button? Do you crave something a little more... distracting?

Look no further than The Distracting Dingus!

Our experts will teach you how to press this:

For maximum effect, we recommend:

• Press the Dingus for 3 seconds
• Hold for 1 second
• Release for 2 seconds, then repeat

For an added bonus, try pressing the Dingus while:

• Moving
• Twirling
• Spinning

But wait, there's more! Visit our Sub-Dingus page for: