When to Scream: The Art of Panicked Cooking
You know, when the smoke alarm goes off and the flames start licking the ceiling, that's when you know it's time to scream.
Scenario 1: The Unstoppable Blaze
Situation: Your kitchen has become a fiery abyss, and the fire department's on their way, but not fast enough. Action: SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS, SHOUT FOR HELP, AND HOPE THE NEIGHBORS DON'T CALL THE HOA.
Don't forget to wave your arms wildly while screaming, it adds a nice dramatic flair.
Next: Fire Axe TacticsScenario 2: The Uninvited Guest
Situation: Your in-laws are coming over for dinner, and you're not exactly ready. Response: LET IT ALL BURN, JUST GET THEM A TAKEOUT MENU.
It's a tough one, but someone's gotta do it.
Next: In-Laws Coming Over Survival Guide