Warning: Do not attempt to buy a Reef Hat without first reading these safety tips.
1. Do not wear contact lenses while trying on a Reef Hat.
2. Avoid wearing a Reef Hat during sunset, as the intense colors may cause seizures.
3. Do not use a Reef Hat as a toy for your dog, no matter how cute they may look.
4. Hold the Reef Hat by the brim, not the top, to avoid getting your fingers pinched.
5. Never share your Reef Hat with your ex, as it's a poor decision and may lead to a messy divorce.