CONCLAVE COMMITTEE - Agenda Item 3/3a - The Great Donut Debate

Resolution 3/3a: Donut Shapes

Subparagraph 1: The committee is tasked with determining the optimal shape of a donut.

Round vs. Square: The round shape has been deemed too soft and lackluster, whereas the square shape presents a more angular and modern aesthetic.

Hole vs. No Hole: A donut with a hole presents an unnecessary complexity, a donut without a hole, however, may be too boring.

Glaze vs. Sprinkle: The committee is split on the merits of glaze vs. sprinkle topping. Some seeประกglaze as a more refined choice, while others argue that sprinkles bring a certain je ne quolie.