Welcome to the Saints Conclave: Agenda & Solutions, where the most pressing problems of the world are tackled with the utmost Saintliness.
1. The Great Wall of Cheese">The Great Wall of Cheese - Build a wall, but this time it's made of cheese, to keep the world's pizza lovers at bay.
2. Inflato-Cures">Inflato-Cures - A solution to all your flatulence problems, guaranteed to make the world a more fragrant place.
3. The Infinite Scroll of Selfies">The Infinite Scroll of Selfies - Because who needs actual human connection when you can have a 1000 selfies on your Instagram feed?
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