Breaking the Fast with Bacon: A Conclave of Saints
In a world where the only thing that matters is the next meal, the Saints of the Church of the Sizzling Pork Rind gather to share their visions fueled by the sacred power of BACON
We, the gathered Saints, have convened to break the fast and feast on the glory of BACON. Our visions are clear: a world where every day is a BLT, every night a BACON-Wrapped Filet Mignon, and every thought is a fleeting thought of the majesty of the cured meat.
Read our Manifesto of BACON-filled Prophesies
Meet our Council of BACON-wielding Saints
And now, behold the Vision of the Sizzling Pork Rind:
