Welcome, fellow seekers of truth and seekers of style. The Black-Robed Ones is a mystical brotherhood of bishops, united in our quest for enlightenment and good taste.
We don't just wear black robes, we live black robes. We've got the most epic collection of black robes, each one a masterpiece of functionality and aesthetics.
Our conclave is not just any conclave. It's a place where the world's greatest minds gather to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and the perfect color for a bishop's robes.