The Patron Saint of Sudden Onset Regret

Also known as Saint Reggy, Patron of "I Should've Had That Last Donut", this saint is revered for his unwavering ability to make you question every life decision you've ever made.

Legend has it that Saint Reggy was once a young man who ate the last donut in the break room fridge, only to be met with the scorn of his coworkers.

He was later canonized for his exemplary ability to induce existential dread in those around him, and is now the go-to saint for all your "what ifs" and "if onlys".

For a prayer to be answered, simply click here to visit the Lost Chance Shrine or here for the Second-Guessing Support Group.

Or, for the more...adventurous, try this.

Eternal Rue - The Saint Reggy Support Hotline is available 24/7 for those in dire need.

May the wisdom of Saint Reggy guide you through the darkness of your deepest regrets.