Welcome, esteemed members of the conclave. Today, we will be discussing the finer points of existential dread and the meaninglessness of existence.
As a special treat, we have arranged for a guest lecture by the renowned philosopher, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, who will be speaking on the subject of "The Absurdity of Socks: A Philosophical Treatise on the Futility of Footwear".
Following the lecture, we will be having a spirited discussion on the topic of "The Futility of Flossing: A Study in the Absurdity of Dental Hygiene".
For a related but tangential topic, visit our Philosophy of Burritos page.