<img src="ironing-board.jpg" alt="Saint Ironia's Ironing Board">
Thou shalt not enter the Pearly Gates of Heaven with a lone sock, lest thou be cast into the fiery pit of Sock-lessness.
<a href="/saints-conclave/saint-ironia/commandment-3-never-iron-the-ones-underwear">Next Commandment: Never Iron the Ones Underwear</a>
<a href="/saints-conclave/saint-ironia/commandment-1-thou-shalt-iron-in-tennis-shoes">Previous Commandment: Thou Shalt Iron in Tennis Shoes>/a>
<a href="/saints-conclave/saint-ironia/socks-of-legend">The Socks of Legend: Tales from the Ironing Board of Saint Ironia's Conclave>/a>