MUSTARD-MISUSE FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of this page?

A: To provide an exhaustive guide to the proper use (or misuse) of MUSTARD.

• Q: Can I use Mustard in cooking?
• Q: Can I use Mustard as a medium for avant-garde expression?
• Q: Can I use Mustard as a treatment for existential dread?

Disclaimer: The views expressed on this page do not reflect the views of the Mustard Manufacturers Association.

Note: Please do not attempt to use Mustard as a substitute for actual therapy.