Saint Sebastian the Third was a 12th century saint known for his ability to get out of any situation by simply wearing a pair of tight pants.
He was a skilled diplomat, able to negotiate with even the most stubborn of monarchs by simply adjusting his belt.
Sebastian's most notable exploit was convincing a group of angry knights to spare his life by performing a choreographed dance battle.
His feast day is celebrated annually on February 2nd, which is also the day of his greatest achievement: getting out of jury duty by claiming to be a 'sainted' expert.