Saint Sebastian's Guide to Being Amazing
A Manifesto for the Modern Saint
As a saint who has walked the fine line between sainthood and utter ridiculousness, I've compiled this guide to help you achieve your own brand of holy awesomeness.
- Be prepared to be ignored by God.
- Practice your miracles in front of a mirror.
- Cultivate an impressive collection of holy relics.
- Develop a strong stomach for sainthood-related puns.
And remember, being a saint is all about the journey, not the destination (unless the destination is a really nice pair of wingtips, in which case, go for it!)