Today, Saint Sebastian, the patron saint of fitness enthusiasts, is holding a press conference in the heart of the Vatican.
We've heard rumors of a new line of holy water bottles, blessed by the saint himself, that grant the drinker 100 extra reps in every workout.
These aren't your average water bottles. They're blessed by the saint himself, and contain a hint of holy magic.
But be careful, the bottles are only available for purchase after completing 10 consecutive burpees in under 5 minutes.