Rule 10: The Art of Extreme Knitting
Knitting has always been a soothing, meditative hobby for many. But not for us. We're talking Extreme Knitting here. The kind of knitting that requires a steady hand, a keen sense of adventure, and a complete disregard for the laws of physics.
- Rule 10.1: Never, ever, ever, use a ball winder. Those things are for wimps.
- Rule 10.2: Always knit in a location that is at least 3 stories high. The higher, the better.
- Rule 10.3: Never, ever, ever use yarn that's been deemed "soft" by the knitting community. We want our stitches to be as tight as our gripes.
- Rule 10.4: If it's not on fire, it's not done.