Rule 9: The Conclave of Saints - A Treatise on the Proper Application of Mustard

Subsection 9.1: The Mustard-to-Meat Ratio

When in doubt, the Conclave decrees that the ideal ratio of mustard to meat is 3:2. Any deviation from this ratio is considered a mortal sin.

Subsection 9.2: The Proper Use of Mustard in the Kitchen

It is an affront to the culinary arts to apply mustard to any food that is not a sandwich. This includes, but is not limited to, pizza, salads, and eggs.

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