Welcome to Saint Sebastian's Wardrobe Malfunction, where the boundaries of fashion and sanity blur like the seams on our favorite sweater.

Our Services

We specialize in fixing the unfixable, reweaving the unwearable, and rebranding the unbranded.

Wardrobe Malfunctions

Our team of expert sartorial saviors will guide you through the process of diagnosing and treating:

Testimonials

We've fixed more than just clothes, we've fixed lives.

"Saint Sebastian's Wardrobe Malfunction saved my favorite sweater from the depths of despair." - John Doe

"I was skeptical, but the results speak for themselves. My pants are fixed, and I'm fixed." - Jane Doe