It's-a me, Saint Sebastien! And I'm here to tell you about the time I had a MAJOR WARDROBE MALFUNCTION.
I was getting ready for a night out on the town, and I realized that I had FORGOTTEN to do the laundry, and now I'm stuck with nothing but RUFFLES AND TAILOR SHIRTs!
I've tried calling the dry cleaners, but they just LAUGHED at me. "You can't just call us for a little stain, Saint Sebastien!" they said.
Well, I had to They Accused Me of Wardrobe Malfunction
Or maybe you'd like to see I Decided to Start Wearing Socks on My Hands instead?