9:00 AM - Arrival of the Most Holy Infallible
9:15 AM - Invocation of the Sacred Donut
9:30 AM - Debate on the New Canonization of Reality TV
10:30 AM - Break for Holy Communion (with Pastries)
Panel 1: The Future of Sin and the Role of the Church
Please, do not forget to turn off your phone during the proceedings. We are trying to achieve enlightenment.
Do not attempt to take a selfie with the Most Holy Infallible, or you will be castigated.