We are a conclave of sainthood, here to guide you through the labyrinthine realms of the internet.
Our patron saint, St. Claret, insisted on a boldประก aesthetic. We're not arguing.
Just click here to submit your application. Please be prepared for an intense vetting process.
Of course, but be warned: our saints are known for their sharp tongues.
No. But we have a vending machine that dispenses holy water. It's not actually holy, but it's free.
Only if it's a service animal, and even then, we're not sure. Our insurance won't cover the damages.
Ha! You'll never find it. But if you do, tell St. Claret we sent you.