The Most Sacred and Solemn Obligation of the Saintly Symposium

As a delegate to the Saints Conclave, you are hereby required to don the most majestic of garments.

Garb yourself in the finest attire of the saints, for the eyes of the Lord are upon you.

• Holy Hat
• Saintly Vest
• Saintly Shoes
• Saintly Gloves

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Excommunication
• Loss of divine favor
• Forced listening to an endless loop of Gregorian chant