SAINTLY SPEAKING OF SAINTS, our latest poll indicates that 9 out of 10 people would rather be a Saint than a Sinner.
We've been following the beatification of local baker, Pierre LaRue, who has been spotted wearing a "I'd rather be a Saint than a Sinner" t-shirt on Sundays.
Read more about Pierre's journey
Also, rumor has it that Cardinal McSully has been secretly meeting with the Pope to discuss his plans for world domination.