Rules for the Chosen

Rule 1: Thou shalt not be a Secular

Any member found guilty of being a non-believer shall be cast into the depths of the abyss.

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Rule 2: Thou shalt not eat the Sacred Cheese

Any member found guilty of consuming the Sacred Cheese shall be forced to perform 1000 Hallelujahs as penance.

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Rule 3: Thou shalt not speak the Forbidden Tongue

Any member found guilty of speaking in a non-saintly dialect shall be subject to a tongue-reduction surgery.

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