10 Commandments of the Saints' Conclave

Thou shalt not forget the free donuts in the break room.

Thou shalt not use thy phone during the conclave, unless it's for an emergency.

Thou shalt not gossip about the new intern's outfit.

Thou shalt respect the sanctity of the holy coffee machine.

Thou shalt not eat all the donuts, but share them with thy brethren.

Thou shalt attend all meetings, even the ones about the copier.

Thou shalt not take a three-hour lunch, unless thou art the Pope.

Thou shalt not use thy conclave time for personal shopping, unless it's for holy relics.

Thou shalt not leave thy post, except for emergencies, and only after getting permission from the Cardinal.

Thou shalt not forget the 11th commandment: Thou shalt not get caught in thy own conclave.

Go back to the 9th commandment, ye who are so forgetful.

Learn more about our conclave and its many rules.