@ThePope12:00 PM - 23 Mar 2023"Just had a vision from the divine. I've decided to introduce a new holy water flavor: 'Grape Expectation'."Reply
@CardinalRatz11:45 AM - 23 Mar 2023"I can confirm that the Pope's new holy water is a game-changer. It's like a party in my mouth, but with less judgment."Reply
@BishopBling10:00 PM - 22 Mar 2023"I've been trying to get the Pope to start a Twitter thread, but he just keeps saying 'Thou shalt not be bound by the chains of social media'."Reply