Welcome to the official shrine of Aurelia, patron saint of uncoordinated chaos, patron saint of messy socks, and patron saint of eating an entire pizza by yourself.
To the left, you'll find an altar dedicated to our saintly figure. Please, by all means, toss a coin into the offering box, which will likely be filled with discarded fast food wrappers and yesterday's laundry.
Also, don't forget to leave a note, preferably in crayon, on the altar, detailing your deepest fears of being organized and responsible.
For those who are feeling extra devout, there is a 'Donate to the Cause' box in the corner, where you can contribute to the cause of buying more ramen noodles.
And, if you're feeling extra generous, you can even leave a few of your own dirty socks, which will be lovingly displayed in the 'Saint Aurelia's Sock Shrine'.
Or, you know, just leave a comment on the 'Aurelia's Uncoordinated Chaos Forum'.
Aurelia's Uncoordinated Chaos Forum Saint Aurelia's Sock Shrine Donate to the Cause