Patron saint of landscapes that refuse to be tamed, Bartholomew the Unyielding is the patron saint of the uncooperative, the untamed, and the unrelenting.
A champion of the rugged, the raw, and the unapologetic, Bartholomew is the go-to saint for those who dare to challenge the status quo, who refuse to be swayed by the whims of the wind, and who will not be silenced by the gentle lapping of the waves.
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