In the hallowed halls of Saint Bartholomew, we take the protection of socks VERY seriously. As the patron saint of awkward silences and forgotten socks, we understand the importance of not stealing your roommate's favorite sock collection. Yes, we're talking to you, Socks-napper.
As a reminder of our zero-tolerance policy, here's a special treat for you: Stealing Socks: The Crime That Never Goes Away. Don't say we didn't warn you.
For more on the saintly rules, visit Rule 1: Be Kind to the Fellowship of the Sock Drawer, Rule 2: Respect the Sock- Folding Hierarchy, or Rule 3: Never underestimate the Power of Sock-Magic.