THE GREAT SOCK HEIST
By the light of the full moon, Saint Bartholomew pilfered the world's most epic collection of socks!
It started with just a few, but soon he was hooked. Soft pastels, striped wonders, argyles, and polka dots - all fell under his spell. His lair, a dimly lit lair hidden deep within the sewers of the city, was a marvel of sock-filled wonder.
But, alas, his reign of terror was not without consequence. The Sock Police Department (SPD) was hot on his tail. Their leader, the fearless and fashionable, Chief Sockworth, vowed to bring an end to the Saint's nefarious activities.