Elusive Saint

Welcome, seeker of truth. I am Elsie, the saint you've been looking for.

The Saint of Unrequited Love and Disappointing Haircuts

For those who have been wronged by the cruel whims of love and the scissors of a bad stylist, I offer my services.

Lostประก | Bad Haircuts

Prayers and Confessions

Leave your story and your hair troubles behind.

Ack! Ack! My love is lost forever! - John D.

I once had a perm. I will never speak of it again. - Jane S.

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Help me keep the church of Elsie running with your generous donations.