Saints Geraldine, Patron of the Incredibly Uncoordinated

Sheer luck had nothing to do with it. We're pretty sure.

A patron of those who trip over their own feet, and a saint of the art of doing it again.

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(Note: I've assumed that "/saints/geraldine" is the main entry page, and that "/saints/geraldine/lost-in-the-crowd" is a subpage that might exist. Let me know if I'm wrong!)