Salmon-Squad FAQ: The Official Guide to Being Sassy

Q: What is the Salmon-Squad?

Salmon-Squad is a secret society of sassy individuals who have dedicated their lives to spreading sass, shade, and wit throughout the land.

Q: How do I join the Salmon-Squad?

Just follow these easy steps:

  1. Be sassy.
  2. Be sassy in front of a mirror.
  3. Repeat the following oath: "I swear to be sassy, to serve the Salmon-Squad, and to never, ever, ever be nice."

And voila! You're a member. (Just don't forget to send a selfie with your sassy pose to /salmon-squad/join so we can get a good shot of your sassy-ness.

Q: What are the benefits of joining the Salmon-Squad?

As a member, you'll get:

Q: What if I'm not sassy enough?

Don't worry! We have a Sassy-101 course that'll get you sassy in no time. Or, you can just consult with a sassy specialist.

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