Building a sandcastle worthy of a king requires finesse, patience, and a dash of madness. Here are the rules to help you achieve the impossible:
Dig a moat around your sandcastle, but not too deep or it'll collapse under the weight of your ego.
Use the perfect amount of water to achieve the ideal consistency. Not too wet, not too dry. You get it.
Decorate your masterpiece with flags, towers, and maybe even a moat full of sharks. The more outrageous, the better.
Be prepared for the inevitable arrival of the sand-sucking sandpipers. Build a strong foundation, or you'll be swept away.
Your sandcastle is ephemeral, like your love life. Be prepared for it to disappear in the blink of an eye.