Levels of Sarcasm

Warning: The following list is not actually a list, but rather a carefully crafted guide to the depths of human annoyance.

• Level 1: Passive-Aggressive Eye-rollingLearn more about the subtlety of silently judging someone while pretending not to care.
• Level 2: Sarcastic RemarksExplore the art of making a comment sound like it's a compliment, while actually being a backhanded insult.
• Level 3: Sighs-Induced HypertensionDiscover the dangers of overusing the olfactory organ to express exasperation.
• Level 4: Tongue-Depressor SyndromeLearn about the condition where your tongue gets stuck in an infinite loop of clever put-downs.