Welcome, weary wanderer. You have stumbled upon the first level of the Eye Roll Reduction Institute, where we teach you to navigate the depths of human interaction without succumbing to that dreaded eye roll.
We'll start with the basics: Sarcasm 101: The Art of the Eye Roll, where you'll learn how to deploy the perfect amount of eye roll to convey your displeasure.
Next, we have Sarcastic Sarcasm: The Eye Roll's Evil Twin, where you'll discover how to layer your eye roll with a healthy dose of sarcasm.
But don't get too comfortable, or you might end up like Eye Roll Overload, where you'll learn the dangers of excessive eye rolling and how to seek help.
And if you're feeling brave, try Eye Roll Ninja, where you'll master the art of eye rolling while remaining stealthy.
Remember, eye rolling is an art form. Practice makes perfect. And if all else fails, just visit our Eye Roll Therapy Room for some much-needed guidance.
Happy eye rolling, and may your interactions be forever reduced in eye rolling.